Wife - Lets go for a dinner tonight. Husband (HR Manager) - Ok. Husband - Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ? Wife - No. Let's go to Royal Palace hotel. Husband - (silence for a minute) - Ok, See you at 7.O 'Clock. On the way, around 6.30 pm... Husband - Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me. *Wife -:* What's so difficult in it? *Husband:* Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult. *Wife :* I can easily beat you. *Husband :* Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea. *Wife -:* Let us have that competition right now. *Husband :* So you want to see yourself defeated? *Wife :* Let's see. They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating... After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up. The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, *"You lose."* The bill was Rs 50/- and wife was back home and happy as she won the bet. *Moral of the Story...* Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments.